About the joke machine

About Roastory

Roastory turns the things people overthink—their LinkedIn profile, dating bio, resume, outfit, or home-office setup—into sharp, shareable comedy in seconds.

We believe a great roast is not a pile of random insults. It is specific, surprising, and just true enough to sting. That comedic standard guides every category, tone, and result.

The first laugh should be frictionless. When you want more than the punchline, Coach Mode turns the same observations into useful rewrites and practical improvements.

Ready to hear the truth, but funnier?

Give Roastory a bio, photo, or resume. Your first roast is free.