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Drop the material
Paste a bio or resume, or upload a photo of an outfit or office. Your first roast starts without an account wall.
Comedy engine online
Your profile asked to be roasted.
Paste a bio or upload a photo. Roastory finds the painfully specific truth, writes the punchline, and serves a shareable roast in seconds.
No signup for the first roast. You choose the intensity.
Roast delivered
“Your headline has the confidence of a keynote and the specificity of a loading screen.”
The Roastory promise
10 seconds
Fast enough to satisfy the group chat.
Zero friction
Your first roast starts without signup.
Specific, not generic
Details first. Cheap insults never.
How it works
Comedy is the product. AI just works nights.
Every flow is built around one standard: the joke should be observant, surprising, and uncomfortably accurate.
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Choose the temperature
Pick playful, brutal, or constructive. Roastory keeps the voice sharp while steering clear of lazy cruelty.
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Get the punchline
Receive a specific, surprising roast built around details that make the joke feel a little too true.
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Share the damage
Copy the result or turn it into a clean, screenshot-ready card for the group chat and social feed.
Pick your damage
Laugh free. Upgrade when you want the fix.
Start with a roast, then unlock deeper feedback and polished takeaways only when they are useful.
Quick Roast
$0
The instant hit. No card and no signup for your first roast.
- One instant roast
- Core roast categories
- Copy-ready result
- Adjustable intensity
Full story
Roast + Coach
$9
per report
Get the laugh, then get useful: deeper observations, practical improvements, and a polished report you can keep.
Everything in Quick Roast
Deeper category analysis
Coach Mode rewrites
Downloadable PDF report
Multiple tone options
Shareable roast card
Before you volunteer as tribute
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Ten seconds to impact
Give Roastory something to work with.
Your LinkedIn headline, dating bio, resume, outfit, or suspiciously curated desk setup is ready for its close-up.
Start my free roast